Conversation #1: Rendered speechless by Lawyerly Hypocrisy.
While waiting for the super bowl to start, where I won a double or nothing (I was the nothing) $398 bet with a fellow Half-Ear commentator...
Myself: Well, he is going to be in prison for the next two years...
Angry Former ACLU and current Douchebag Lawyer: Who?
Myself: Plaxico Burress.
Angry Former ACLU and current Douchebag Lawyer: Why?
Fellow H-E Commentator: Because he got caught in New York with a gun, where they have crazy gun laws.
Angry Former ACLU and current Douchebag Lawyer: But, I mean, I really like strict gun laws, but that seems like too much to me.
Myself: (No words came to mind, so I just snickered, smacked my forehead and walked outside with my beer).
